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The Joker vs Pennywise

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The Joker vs Pennywise

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  • Price: $0.99
  • Release Date: 11/16/2019
  • Genre: Comedy
  • Country: USA
  • Explicitness: notExplicit
In my first appearance
The bat was supposed to slay me
But I can't be killed
That's why they cast the Phoenix to play me
I'm the Harlequin of hate
The clown prince of crime
You're a sewer troll that Steven King wrote between his lines

It's like cocaine
You know what I said
I don't know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head
"They all float" says the quote
But your films, they all sink

Oh and as far as Mr. King goes
I'm a shining man, wink!
I made the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs
You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Losers Club
You'd be gobbled up in Gotham
So stick to your small town
Where you're renowned as "if it's brown, flush it down" clown

Hiya, Jokey!
You wanna rap?
Rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap
Oh, why so serious?

You're supposed to be the man who laughs
But those jokes were like your new movie (aha)
Mostly really sad (beep beep)
You're John Doe with my dead lights

You're about to fall from a new height
'Cause you're weak and you've lost every fight
To a knight who wears underwear over his tights (ahahaha)
I haunt nightmares and I'm ruthless
This battle's like poker
The Joker is useless
When he's not in your cards
Call me Arkham Asylum
I'm crazy with bars

Jack Nicholson played you just fine
But lately the class has declined
Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi Sixnine
So unless you've got a yummy younger brother
I think you'd better run
'Cause I've got ninety nine red ballons, bitch
And I dare you to take one

Go back in your well
You giggling sewer ginger
You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja
When I flow, I go Mark Ham with ill zingers

I steal the show like Bob Kane stole from Bill Finger (hahaha)
I spit acid, be wowed
Every joke of mine stings
You're "three night lights and a clown"
Beat by the kid from Stranger Things
When I compare your antics to the fiendish schemes I revel in
They pale like the moonlight you can dance with the devil in

Pennywise likes the devil
We have so much fun together
But no one's dying to play with Joker
Except for maybe Heath Ledger

Puddin, you're an embarassment
I'll beat you like you beat Harley Quinn
That purple suit is something you should only see Steve Harvey in
Hahaha! I feast on your fears

I'm the Derry Maine attraction every twenty seven years
But you know what?
I have a secret (shh)
It's like a very special toy
If you wanna kill a Batman eat him when he's a boy

Don't you lay a finger on my Bat, you little freak
Or I will spend a whole week
Knocking out those prickled teeth (hehehe)
Tell your author for his next gangbang scene
How about a little more PG and a lot less thirteen?

Even I wouldn't stoop to that kind of impropriety
This is earth, you space demon
We live in a society (hahaha)
I've seen your movies so I know you don't hurry
But I'll schoo you down the drain so fast they'll call you Tim Scurry
Ask Robin if I drop bars
I take smiles and I leave scars
Guards in Arkham will admit that the Joker just killed IT (hahaha)

Arkham? Ha! You stole that from HP Lovecraft
Who needs guards when you couldn't even escape
Cesar Romero's mustache
You jester, I'm Montresor
'bout to make you my Fortunato

And seal this battle up like it was the Cask of Amontillado (woo)
I spit January ember flames (woo)
You got beat by the Scooby Gang (woo)
I'm the John Wayne of John Wayne Gacys
The underground clown posse
My flow's insane

Poster boy for missing persons posters
Joker's gonna float with me
'Cause he just messed with best wall-eyed rapper
Since the Notorious B.I.G. (Wahaha)

Who won? Who's next?
You decide
Epic
Rap
Bat
Rap
Bat

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